Wordless Wednesday

Untuk Wordless Wednesday kali ni...haha

Resignation Letter (Surat Berhenti Kerja Atas Sebab Peribadi)

Surat khas buat bos....

 Dear Boss,

You know why i want to resign?

Since i worked for you,i have no time to blog anymore.When i don't have time to blog anymore,my readers hate me.When my readers hate me,they don't visit my blog anymore,my hits drop.When my hits drop,i become unhappy.When i become unhappy,i will eat a lot.When i eat a lot,i will get fat.When i get fat,it will affect your company's image.When your company's image is affected,your business no good.When your bussiness no good,you become unhappy.When you become unhappy,you eat a lot,like me.When you eat a lot,i'm afraid you will become fat like me.

You see,Boss,it's a vicious cycle.I did everything for your own good,because i care for you,Boss.

So the conclusion is,i want to resign.Please let me go la.

Yours cheesily.

Adam

Kalau Takde Iklan Ni,Produk Mereka Hampeh

Salam semua.
Post kali ni just nak mengembalikan nostalgia waktu kita kecik-kecik dulu.Kalau iklan ni takde produk-produk berjenama sekarang takkan laris macam sekarang ni.So sama-sama saksikan iklan yang penuh dengan kelucuan,sempoi dan sangat meyakinkan!
Check this out!

Koleksi iklan dari tahun 1979-1996

10 Ramalan Teknologi Paling Hampeh Sehingga Kini

Salam semua.
Hari ni aku nak kongsi dengan korang satu bende yang cukup menarik bagi aku iaitu ramalan-ramalan teknologi paling gagal pernah diungkap oleh mereka-mereka yang berpengaruh.

1."Next christmas the iPod will be dead,finished,gone,kaput."Sir Alan Sugar,2005
2."No need for a computer at home." Ken Olsen,Pengasas Digital Equipment,1977
3."Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality within ten years."
Alex Lewyt,Presiden Lewyt Corp syarikat vakum,1955
4."TV won't last because people will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night." Darryl Zanuck,1946

5."There will never be a bigger plane built." Jurutera Boeing,1933 selepas kemunculan Kapal terbang 10 sit,Boeing 247

6."We stand on the threshold of rocket mail,"General Postmaster Amerika,Arthur Summerfield,1959
7."Nobody would ever need more than 640 kilobytes of memory on their personnel computer." Bill Gates,1981

8."The Americans have need of the telephone,but we do not .We have plenty of messenger boys."
Sir William Preece,Ketua Jurutera Pejabat Pos British,1878
9."Spam will be solved."Bill Gates,2004

10."X-rays will prove to be hoax (penipuan)."
Lord Kelvin,Presiden Royal Society UK,1883

Tarian Baru Untuk Kaki Clubbing

Hi semua readers.Hari ni aku nak kongsi satu video yang agak lucu tapi tak taulah kalo korang rase sedih pulak bile tengok video ni.Untuk pengetahuan korang video ni jadi trending kat YouTube dan aku rase eloklah jika di-share sebab da takde keje lain lagi duk kat rumah time raye cina.So pada korang diharapkan enjoy dengan video ni k.Apepon memang suke giler tengok video ni mane taknyer tarian die tu yang sangat 'comercial'.Dah..dah.. terlalu banyak sangat mengarut pon tak gune jadi tanpa membuang mase mempersembahkan tarian clubbing yang baru iaitu daripada kugiran 'The Creep'

Best tau video ni tapi kalo internet krang slow sori la sebab ini bukan salah ibu mengandung tapi ni salah engineer yang tak reti-reti nak upgrade kabel fiber optik kat Malaysia.Thanks for watching.Komo Wo (^-^)

SHIT !!!

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